You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

(12-03-2015 23:13 )Joey 27 Wrote:  when you know rammy's daily posting routine and what time he goes to bed

^ Ah no..surely that's a whole other thread : "You know you're logging onto babeshows.co.uk too much when.....?"

Sitting on the bus, humming the RLC music, over and over in my head

You miss a few days and Jamie rings up to ask if you are OK.

When you stop enjoying the beautiful female form, in all its naked glory and want to put ridiculous outfits on them to cover it up. Like lori, I think she's gorgeous with a perfect body but I want to see her in an outfit more then naked. Never in my life has that happened where I want to put clothes on a girl, I'm usually trying to get them out of them ASAP.

A serious one:

If any of the girls, at any time, comes onto the mic, mentions you by name and wonders why haven't called her yet ...

... then, at the very least, you are CALLING the shows too much.

A not quite so serious one...

...when you start posting world-weary and cynical posts in the Babestation X thread but inexplicably continue to sign up to it knowing it will not be any different and just as bad as the last time (guilty as charged )

Bonus points for posting that this will be the last time you waste your money on it, on each occasion that you repeat this.

...when you can't start foreplay without your lady getting out her stopwatch and putting 2 minutes on the clock....

(14-03-2015 12:22 )M-L-L Wrote:  ...when you can't start foreplay without your lady getting out her stopwatch and putting 2 minutes on the clock....

Followed by a quick-fire round........ it's all over in 3 minutes

......when you deliberately decide to stop watching them for a while, just to prove that you can.

you start to suffer from a Jevdet Orgen sic