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RE: Jokes
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber

Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?
A: A Crane!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear
24-03-2014 02:04
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Post: #7782
RE: Jokes
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24-03-2014 13:07
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25-03-2014 14:11
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i'llbeback123 Offline
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Post: #7784
RE: Jokes
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MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
25-03-2014 18:46
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26-03-2014 14:25
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27-03-2014 13:44
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Tractor boy Offline
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Post: #7787
RE: Jokes
Receiving oral sex from an ugly bird is like rock climbing.
You should never look down eek
28-03-2014 12:52
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28-03-2014 13:53
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i'llbeback123 Offline
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Post: #7789
RE: Jokes
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MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
28-03-2014 19:17
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29-03-2014 14:42
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