Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol

holy shit was that what i think i just red i am gonna keep mine boring and simple my confession is this forum is fuckin awesome

(06-01-2011 02:28 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  I once accidentally spat phlegm up a woman's chuff

But just think of the money you'd save on lube.

Forum Style Wrote:But just think of the money you'd save on lube.

Lube? Who needs it?! I just rip my clothes off, stand naked before them and in seconds they're as wet as they've ever been in their entire lives*!










* DISCLAIMER:- On account of having pissed themselves laughing.

I want to buy a racehorse and call it "A chav with my TV".

Simply so I can here the commentator say "And there goes a chav with my tv".

I only have about 5 real friends

I once gave my brother a cat turd in a box as a gift...what?!! i was stupid and young, 28 was a difficult age for me

P.S some of the above story may or may not well be true, as is the story of me having a long distance relationship with a homing pigeon and that Donkey Kong is my dad

(05-12-2010 00:28 )bobek Wrote:  

(05-12-2010 00:24 )eyesonly4u Wrote:  I shot jfk

That's nothing.

I shot JR.

I shot the sheriff but the deputy that's a whole other story.

(10-01-2011 14:07 )Kelly Bell Wrote:  I only have about 5 real friends

I doubt you're alone on that one, Kelly; I'd guess most of us only have a very small number of REAL friends.

BTW, I once stole a porn mag worth £4.95 from a newsagent's when the proprietor went to the back of the shop but felt so consumed with guilt that the next day I posted her an apologetic letter with an enclosed fiver.

Just goes to prove that crime really doesn't pay