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Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol

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Bounce

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06-01-2011 02:41
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holy shit was that what i think i just red i am gonna keep mine boring and simple my confession is this forum is fuckin awesome
(This post was last modified: 06-01-2011 04:46 by mrichie10.)
06-01-2011 04:39
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(06-01-2011 01:28 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  I once accidentally spat phlegm up a woman's chuff

But just think of the money you'd save on lube.
06-01-2011 06:03
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Forum Style Wrote:But just think of the money you'd save on lube.

Lube? Who needs it?! I just rip my clothes off, stand naked before them and in seconds they're as wet as they've ever been in their entire lives*!










* DISCLAIMER:- On account of having pissed themselves laughing.

"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
06-01-2011 06:24
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I want to buy a racehorse and call it "A chav with my TV".

Simply so I can here the commentator say "And there goes a chav with my tv".

Boing Boing!
06-01-2011 20:22
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I only have about 5 real friends

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10-01-2011 13:07
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I once gave my brother a cat turd in a box as a gift...what?!! i was stupid and young, 28 was a difficult age for me Tongue

And now he's home... and we're laughing...like we always did...
10-01-2011 13:48
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P.S some of the above story may or may not well be true, as is the story of me having a long distance relationship with a homing pigeon and that Donkey Kong is my dad Wink

And now he's home... and we're laughing...like we always did...
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(04-12-2010 23:28 )bobek Wrote:  
(04-12-2010 23:24 )eyesonly4u Wrote:  I shot jfk

That's nothing.

I shot JR.

I shot the sheriff but the deputy that's a whole other story.

More than a handful is a BONUS!

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10-01-2011 14:03
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(10-01-2011 13:07 )Kelly Bell Wrote:  I only have about 5 real friends

I doubt you're alone on that one, Kelly; I'd guess most of us only have a very small number of REAL friends.

BTW, I once stole a porn mag worth £4.95 from a newsagent's when the proprietor went to the back of the shop but felt so consumed with guilt that the next day I posted her an apologetic letter with an enclosed fiver.

Just goes to prove that crime really doesn't paySad
10-01-2011 16:37
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