Football Banter

Well done Spurs...brilliant stuff.

You don't have to be a Professional Footballer or Manager to recognize that Steven's world class Yoda.

All u need to do is watch him.

(15-02-2011 17:44 )gazfc Wrote:  

(15-02-2011 16:43 )hitmeuptop Wrote:  

(14-02-2011 10:12 )gazfc Wrote:  How would you know how we're playing?

the same way that everyone outside the 24.404 prat's that spend their hard earned money (and reading your bio i use "hard earned" very loosely in your case ) to watch that crap you call football but seen as your a "genuine" fan i guess i can forgive you.

(14-02-2011 10:12 )gazfc Wrote:  div

say's the genius sat on his arse all day fighting crime once a month chasing a little kid down the street for stealing some sweetie's lol

(14-02-2011 10:12 )gazfc Wrote:  Go back to your arm chair

so your calling me an arm chair fan ? i've been to 40+ game's i know that's not alot but im only 20 so there's plenty of time to watch my team on a regular basis, at the moment whilst im still young and able im gonna enjoy playing it instead of bitching at player's because they're not playing the game the way you want them to play. you know best.

hey, keep your eye on camera 4 that old lady in the green coat is looking increasing shifty. check her for werther's originals, but whatever you do dont let her get an head start because you know aswell as i do your not catching her up lmao

smile gaz it's just a laugh lol

so that's the scouser's and hull fans that hate me.................next

So you go on what the papers say? That explains it, so you really are a know nowt div

That post just proves what kind of football fan you're, this thread is a place for football banter not 'view from my arm chair banter'

As for my job, well I look after a multi million pound company, what do you do? Dole bum is not a job by the way


What have you done to upset the rugby fans??

do they even mention you in the papers ? anyways i dont go on what the papers say i go on what that 42" box on my wall which displays pretty pictures from around the country show's, a television i think there called if i remember correctly, let me google it and il get back to you.

edit - googled it and yeah its a television
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_was_television_invented


so let's see ive been to 43 games at OT since my 1st game in the 03/04 season which for me isnt that bad considering ive played saturday and sunday league football for the past 2 and half years the same days united usually play unless its a midweek game, my point is im classed as an "arm chair supporter" so other than maybe you, groundnpound, regenerated and lindor and possibly mitchell being 71 im sure he's been to a few games in his time if he can remember that is we're not allowed to post in this thread because we havent been to as many game's as you lot ? im beggining to see why your sat on your arse all day mate, and he calls me a div.............brilliant

you keep saying "that post just proves what kind of football fan i am" but you never go into detail of what kind of fan i am, care to eloborate ? if you can genius ?

did you catch that pensioner i warned you about ? or is that a silly question ?

you can give it out but you cant take it, i bet you get really agitated reading my post's dont you ?

Do real men wear snoods?

first of all i did put reina in goal ok, cos i believe he is the best goalie now in the world, so im not unbiased towards your team. if you have noticed i put philip lahm and contraou in, who both play on the left side of defence, but with lahm being naturally right footed im sure he would be able to play at right or left full back. alot of people think maicon is the best defender in the world but i left maicon out cos of what bale did to him, so i could easily have put bale in cos as a left sided player there mite be no1 better in the world this minute. but the team i think is WORLD class has width in it. i decided to have fabregas playing behind xavi and iniesta and messi playing in front of those two but he also plays on the rite alot for barca and comes into the middle. ronaldo also roams and villa runs his bollocks off and he scores goals and important goals. if world class means best in the world then surely you can only have so many world class players to fit in one team and some subs. that midfield by the way, no team would get the ball of them, in my opinion, maybe other people will think differently! i dont believe there are as many WORLD class players as your making out yoda. its an opinoin yoda and obviously some people dont agree with it but i wouldnt put gerrard in my team cos theres better players. your point about this player says this and this player says that about gerrard, well wasnt it pele who said nicky butt was a player to watch out for in 2002 world cup? i remember reading that somewhere yoda. no offence hitmeuptop and lindor but maybe sometimes pele dont know what hes on about. i also remember a quote from zidane about paul scholes "hes almost untouchable in what he does. i never tire of watching him play. you rarely come accross the complete footballer, but scholes is as close to it as you can get" he regrets he never played with scholes in his career. not bad praise from arguably the best footballer in the past 20 years. which one of those quotes sound real. obviously i think zidanes qoute for scholes is more spot on than what pele said about nicky butt, dont you. why pele come out with that i dont know. all done now and gerrard would not get in a world 11 if i picked it, so nothing else to say yoda and friends!

Can't believe I'm reading people debating Gerrard's ability

Anyone who doesn't rate him is either extremely biased or has the footballing IQ of this dude:



Oh, and er, well done Spurs (he says through grinded teeth)

Well said Phoenix

Quote:do they even mention you in the papers ? anyways i dont go on what the papers say i go on what that 42" box on my wall which displays pretty pictures from around the country show's, a television i think there called if i remember correctly, let me google it and il get back to you.

edit - googled it and yeah its a television
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_was_television_invented


so let's see ive been to 43 games at OT since my 1st game in the 03/04 season which for me isnt that bad considering ive played saturday and sunday league football for the past 2 and half years the same days united usually play unless its a midweek game, my point is im classed as an "arm chair supporter" so other than maybe you, groundnpound, regenerated and lindor and possibly mitchell being 71 im sure he's been to a few games in his time if he can remember that is we're not allowed to post in this thread because we havent been to as many game's as you lot ? im beggining to see why your sat on your arse all day mate, and he calls me a div.............brilliant

you keep saying "that post just proves what kind of football fan i am" but you never go into detail of what kind of fan i am, care to eloborate ? if you can genius ?

did you catch that pensioner i warned you about ? or is that a silly question ?

you can give it out but you cant take it, i bet you get really agitated reading my post's dont you ?

So you do the typical man u supporter thing and watch on tv, it's always funny to hear the wide range of excuses man u fans come up with for not attending games( that's the type of fan you are)

So you know how my team play by watching them on tv? Wow you should become a manger if you can tell from watching that minute highlight you see on the football league show

It's also nice how much attention you're paying to what I do for a living, don't worry one day you'll have one aswell then maybe you can stop living off my tax


Serious part- As for your last comment eh? This is a banter thread, if I didn't respond this thread would be boring, it's all about carrying on the banter it's got nothing to do with who can take and give, I mean come on do you think I really think Ian Ashbee is better than gerrard?


As for snoods, they only look good on dogs

(15-02-2011 17:15 )hitmeuptop Wrote:  how is he unique ?

Quite simply because there isn't another man on earth that looks 100% like him that sounds 100% like him is from Liverpool is a professional footballer & has a wife & 2 kids that look 100% like his wife & kids.

That laddy is why Steven George Gerrard MBE is unique.

(15-02-2011 23:51 )mitchell Wrote:  Quite simply because there isn't another man on earth that looks 100% like him that sounds 100% like him is from Liverpool is a professional footballer & has a wife & 2 kids that look 100% like his wife & kids.

I beg to differ