Have you ever?

no, but i keep trying! lol

have you ever sneezed with your eyes open?

No seemingly its impossible

Have you ever been given a blow job while driving

(that means yes) ....on the A48 near Cowbridge in South Wales many years ago. Best thing was, we called in at a pub/restaurant about ten minutes later and the barmaid asked the then girlfriend if she'd like to see the menu, only for me to jump in with "no. she's already eaten" and the GF to go red enough to toast bread!!!


and similarly, have you ever fingered your girlfriend's hole whilst SHE'S driving!

no, hopefully one day *fingers crossed*

have you ever used a word and not known exactly what it meant? (if so, what was the word)

yes ( facetious) i know now!

have you ever called your girlfriend or wife by the wrong name?

No - im still here

Have you ever farted just before a girl you really fancy comes along and she knows is was you

(16-03-2011 22:16 )mr williams Wrote:  ....., have you ever fingered your girlfriend's hole whilst SHE'S driving!

I have. She wasn't amused as she hooked the shot off to the left and into the rough and I got a golf club in the back of my head. Not recommended!

(08-04-2011 20:07 )Livesey Wrote:  No - im still here

Have you ever farted just before a girl you really fancy comes along and she knows is was you

no

have you ever accidently tasted your own ear wax?

(08-04-2011 21:13 )whoopah Wrote:  have you ever accidently tasted your own ear wax?

No - only ever by design.

Have you ever had a topical conversation, felt on top of the subject, and then discovered in the post-conversational self-analysis that you're a lot closer to being a narcissistic psychopath than you previously imagined possible?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

I've had many a conversation and then felt like a plonker afterwards for thinking I sounded too pompous and arrogant. Nontheless I've always apologised for my rudeness immediately! Does that count?

Have you ever used your car key to try to open another car, not realising it was not your car?