Getting Old Is???

But at least there's some hot MILFs like Lynda to keep the older woman fantasies going!

(03-08-2019 12:14 )GMach1 Wrote:  Rethinking why you're on a forum talking about beautiful girls that do absolutely nothing for you now

I've got a mate who's teetotal. Doesn't stop him coming to the pub though

The mind is willing, but the body ain't ;cruel irony of ageing(and besides which you should have got it out of your system by your 30's)

Driving through towns/cities and going "that used to be a garden centre... now it's housing" (or whatever variation on what a place used to be, eg. a bus station, a furniture store, etc)

Or else similarly noticing an empty shop and running through what business has just left... what business was there before that... etc

Watching a young babe having sex and it doing absolutely nothing for you, mind you at certain ages the body changes and you don't have the same urges BUT on the plus side at least you don't get embarrassing hard ons when sitting at the back of the bus and the engine shudders at a traffic light

Watching TV interviews regarding corvid / Cummings with editors of newspapers and they look like they should still be in the school 6th form.

When a girl says 'Just ordered dominos', and you don't realise that they've ordered pizza. You just think that it's the game. Dominoes.

When you get stiff as a board stuck in the same position even if just for 15 minutes

(14-10-2020 21:41 )snookered Wrote:  When you get stiff as a board stuck in the same position even if just for 15 minutes

Is the punchline "whereabouts?"

When you still think that Wheel of Fortune' is host by Nicky Campbell.