Jokes

The wife just said to me "Right that's it I'm putting you on a sex ban for seven days."

"Fuck off!" I replied "I'm not staying in for a week."

I had an interview for a job in a restaurant.

The guy said, "So, what would you bring to the table?"

"Whatever they ordered." I replied.

did you hear about the bull that was kicked off his local football team? he was so pissed, he went home in a foul moooooooooood!!

(20-02-2012 13:39 )illbeback123 Wrote:  did you hear about the bull that was kicked off his local football team? he was so pissed, he went home in a foul moooooooooood!!

you ever hear that sheep joke? it's baa-d

My wife's just said that I can be a pain in the ass.Apparently that's not innuendo for,lets have anal.

had a wank over an ex girlfriend last night.i know its wrong but i still have a key and shes a heavy sleeper

got arrested yesterday.i was in the car dying for a piss so i did it in an empty coke can when the police stopped me and asked what was in the can.im now peing charged with possession of canapiss

what does spiderman love 2 do durin his spare time? he goes on his computer & searches the web

a man walks into the surgery and punches the doctor on the nose,youll get a lot more than that if you tell my wife she has a nice pussy again he says.no says the doctor,i said she had acute angina

paddy runs into the pub and shouts,mick somebody just stole your car,did you see who did it say mick,no says paddy but i got the registration number