Jokes

if you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?

kermit's undivided attention

what do you call a camel with a flat back?

humphrey

what do you call an igloo without a toilet?

an ig

what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

nacho cheese

what happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?

it gets wet!

what is Cole's Law?

it's mostly thinly sliced cabbage

what word is always pronounced incorrectly?

incorrectly

what's red and white?

pink!

what's green and looks like a bucket?

a green bucket

why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?

it's twirly