Eurovision 2022

This is fucking painful so far. If we ever grab hold of Putin he should be made to watch this on a constant loop as punishment.

Highlight so far, the peachy arse of the Spanish contestant.

^Absolutely. The Romanian female Dancers were fairly pleasant too.

Germany have sent their best Eminem impersonator.

I liked the Netherlands song, plus like the Spain entry the singer's outfit was a highlight of the night.

My votes go for the Spanish girls 'ass'

I really liked the last 2 songs, Iceland and Moldova. Italy was quite good. Greece was miserable though and Azerbaijan and Switzerland very dull.

WTF were Australia thinking?

I don't know, I thought Norway and Moldova looked ridiculous until I saw the Australia performance.

I loved the Serbia song. Surely it's going to be top 3. Poland extremely dull, maybe last place. The UK song was our best entry for years.