Getting Old Is???

Sitting watching beautiful girls and not getting any movement below yet you still get massively turned on - ain't growing old a bugger- who was it that said "youth is wasted on the young"

Purely a state of mind.
Think like you were a young 'un.

My wife complains I haven't grown up, absolutely right she is too.
No intention of acting like 60+.
Now, where did I put my latest Beano.

Not really a problem for me...
I still can't buy beer or put the lotto on without showing id

(26-10-2018 21:47 )goatman222 Wrote:  Not really a problem for me...
I still can't buy beer or put the lotto on without showing id

Well don't get married goatman, 'cos you'll age 20 years in no time.

Erm...no sorry I've completely forgotten what it was I was going to say

remember the doctors joke in porridge?

Very much so.
Tell 'em you've got bad feet etc.
Fletcher, I want you to fill this container.
What, from here.

Classic Ronnie Barker.
Absolutely brilliant in everything he did.

Remember my first mobile, it was a homing pigeon named Flash

(27-10-2018 15:57 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote:  Very much so.
Tell 'em you've got bad feet etc.
Fletcher, I want you to fill this container.
What, from here.

Classic Ronnie Barker.
Absolutely brilliant in everything he did.

the one Fletcher told Blanco

For me it has to be "Your wife has only been unfaithful twice"