Football Banter

Well done Newcastle beating West Brom, passed the ball well, pity we're not closer points wise to Spurs otherwise I would have been confident beating them to the Champions league spot

Djibril Cisse's reaction was unbelievable! what did he think he was going to get?! twat

EDIT - so i can say 'fuck' but not 'twat'? that makes sense

EDIT - and by 'twit' i mean 'twat'

EDIT - never mind......

(25-03-2012 17:47 )mitchell Wrote:  Yeah look at his trophies... I've heard it all before but a 'Great' moden day manager wins trophies or has success in various countries i.e Carlo Ancelotti, José Mourinho, Guus Hiddink, Manuel Pellegrini to name but a few.

So frustrating that 3 of the four examples of great managers you mentioned managed Chelsea yet still not good enough for our owner!

(25-03-2012 18:41 )mitchell Wrote:  Oh by the wah I mentioned the Roman empire so get ready for Fernando's boyfriend Phoenix to rise from the £2b worth of ashes....

Here I am minding my own and I get sucker punched
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So anyway how's King Kenny's revolution going? Niot going to plan huh?
It's alright though next year's your year



So dissapointed I managed to get myself sucked in hook, line, sinker!

You'll see how delusional he is if you get past Spurs or Bolton in the semi's Phoenix. Don't forget your plastic flag lad

Yep credit where it's due Kenny has turned you lot into a very good cup team.
And if I'm honest if we do meet in the final I won't be confident, you've really had our number since you got Steve Clarke.

It seems Liverpool are putting all their focus in to the FA Cup right now, and why not, there's nothing shameful about winning the FA Cup. I guess it shows that some teams still value it as a competition.

Wouldn't like to call it if it was between Liverpool and Chelsea - should be a cracking final if those are the last two.

Two blokes who can't hit a barn door - Carroll vs Torres
Two blokes from the old folks home - Gerrard vs Lampard

yeah should be a cracker..

(26-03-2012 14:57 )Regenerated Wrote:  Two blokes who can't hit a barn door - Carroll vs Torres

Torres can't hit a barn door?
Er...are you forgetting his 4 goals against Leicester and Genk 5 months apart! He's back I'm telling you!

Seriously though after the season we've had getting to Wembley alone is an achievement, I'd be ecstatic if we won it (Ideally against the scousers, and beating Spurs in the semis )

(26-03-2012 16:44 )Phoenix Wrote:  Torres can't hit a barn door?
Er...are you forgetting his 4 goals against Leicester

torres is now only good enough for the coke cola championship.


a club dont need rivals when you have fans like these http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footbal...cover.html

torres couldnt hit water if he fell out a boat

(26-03-2012 00:11 )Phoenix Wrote:  It's alright though next year's your year

Cheers mate we're greatful for the support in this difficult time. If I'm being totally honest & the boot was on the other foot I wouldn't have said the same.

(26-03-2012 14:57 )Regenerated Wrote:  It seems Liverpool are putting all their focus in to the FA Cup right now, and why not, there's nothing shameful about winning the FA Cup. I guess it shows that some teams still value it as a competition.
Two blokes from the old folks home - Gerrard vs Lampard

We've not got much choice other than to win it otherwise we'll have to enter the qualifying stages & start our season 3-4 weeks early.

Oi Gerrards only 31.... & he's big & he's fucking hard, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. (Some jokes are gonna follow this)