Football Banter

(10-03-2012 20:31 )dan g 27 Wrote:  Arsenal could catch Spurs if they win against Newcastle on Monday

Why do Arsenal get 4pts for a win then? It seems unfair when other teams only get 3pts for a win.

(11-03-2012 09:43 )7 stars of the orient Wrote:  Why do Arsenal get 4pts for a win then? It seems unfair when other teams only get 3pts for a win.

They get an extra point for playing pretty football - Arsene's been lobbying the FA for a rule change for years and they've finally given in to his holier than thou whingeing.

I'll probably get vilified for this given recent social media activity but the punchline made me chuckle.

The innocent children of Africa, their childhoods stolen, ripped from the arms of their crying parents. Soon unable to defend themselves they must learn to shoot, whilst a baying mob of savages cheer them on. Most will never learn to read or write, there are no medals for these brave lost causes, no victory, no respite. We must make the world aware, we must not turn our backs.

Harry Redknapp says Gareth Bale is no diver, LOL

Just seen the penalty shout on MOTD for West Brom... They should know by now, you never get a penalty at Old Trafford, especially if Coward Webb is in charge!

Yawn

Didn't take long did it ?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/...ossibility

First we had The Anfield Cat now this

https://twitter.com/#!/CryingCityFan

(11-03-2012 23:31 )Money_Shot Wrote:  Just seen the penalty shout on MOTD for West Brom... They should know by now, you never get a penalty at Old Trafford, especially if Coward Webb is in charge!

You know what they say, 12 men are better than 11

(12-03-2012 00:39 )dilkington Wrote:  http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/...ossibility

The quotes are from an interview with the Uruguay squad for a Diego Lugano documentary. The words and their context are twisted as usual. He basically says how much respect he's got for Lugano (Uruguay Captain) and that its an honour to play with him and that PSG are a big club he respects. Cavani, Forlan, Gargano and Ramirez all said pretty much the same thing.

Something great happened last week, jimmy 'long haired pikey cunt' Bullard lost his appeal against unfair dismissal.