Jokes

A bus load of politicians on the election campaign trail were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.

A few days later, the local police came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."

The policeman then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

How many blondes does it take to change a nappy ? Ask Hugh Hefner.

Your mum's so fat, The only thing attracted to her is Gravity.

What can a Jelly Baby do that a man can't ? Come in 3 delicious flavours

Greatest joke in the history of jokes, disagree? Well look at the last line of this joke.

Person 1: Do you like fishsticks?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: What are you, a gay fish?

You know you've had a good wank when you've no idea where it landed.

your mum is so fat, i had to come in MY eyes! lol

Your Mum is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!

(18-07-2011 00:25 )iamthatjack Wrote:  Your Mum is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!

oi! she only done it once!... anyway, how did YOU know?! lol

A bloke walks into a sweet shop with the intention of buying some chocolate. He looks behind the counter and says. "I'll have a Twirl and a Boost, please." The shopkeeper spins round, looks him up and down, and says, "Honey, you look fabulous today!"