You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

"i wasn't gonna call, but the phone waving started and i couldn't say no."

...when you could verbatim complete the babes numerous onscreen mic announcements almost word perfectly : "Guys where are you...? I'm feeling so horny do NOT miss out..I'm going to restart the show just to give each and everyone of you an equal opportunity to call so get in that menu and secure your place...and don't forget my naughty pictures just right there (points to RH side of screen) they are brand new taken today available for a limited time only do not miss out...it's SO quiet tonight you could be my next caller , as ever I'm not going to be here for very much longer do not miss out..."

When you watch a 6 year old video of a babe and watch her live on TV at the same time

^^ .
Hilarious yet tragically completely true .

You watch another Lucy Anne tease hour convinced that this will be the time she gets them out. Because if you give up now and she does do it, you wasted those other 50 hours you spent watching.

When you start humming the babeshow tunes at work and then realize you need to stop in case people realize where you have picked up the tune from .

^ When you hear someone humming a babeshow tune at work and you want to say something but then realise they'll know you watch it too.

...when you find yourself wondering if the babes' brassieres wear out more quickly than normal from being pulled down below the breasts to expose them, while the straps still remain in place over the shoulders....turnover and replacement costs must surely be high ?
(I suppose that's what amazon wish lists are for )

when you see a set of antlers and immediately think of bewbs!

..when you give yourself a head start of two minutes before beginning any task/activity...