Keir Starmer - and his miserable government

^ I honestly thought she'd do a decent job before we found out that she'd fluffed up her CV a bit.


Turns out we'd be better off with Vic Reeves.

Vic Reeeves - Chancelloer
Bob Mortimer - PM
Now if there was ever a pairing to get Britain working, it would be those two.

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To hand over her Secret dossier on Starmer maybe?
Which reads :

"Sir Kier Starmer is a : - ------ " (insert your own words here)

We're saved! I think

Rachel has grovelled secured £600m worth of investment from China.

Mandelson's going to have his work cut out with Trump now

That won't last long.

She should have focused more on us getting China buytng from British firms, so we're exporting more too and also should have looked at ways that allowed our businesses sell abroad.

But are we not exporting enough abroad as well as importing as this stage? It's all well and good acccepting foreign investments, but we also do need other countries to be buying from us too.

We talk about overseas owners asset stripping our football clubs - yet I just wonder if China's investment does more damage to our businesses than we actually think.

I doubt Mandelson will do anything better - he'll probably end up having to sell the NHS to Trump to get any kind of decent trade deal from him.

(10-01-2025 14:01 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  Reeves is heading to China.

To ask for asylum, maybe

If things economically go far more pear shaped than they are now, she'd be far better off seeking refuge in the Venezuelan embassy

I get the feeling that even Larry doesn't like him

^Larry's a Cat. Cats hate everyone until they want food. Then, once they've been fed they go back to hating you again.

^ which means Larry's probably sussed him out pretty quickly

A week is a long time in politics as they say....