Getting Old Is???

You want to watch the babes but the TV is stuck on cbeebies...

when you sit on the toilet and the first to plops you hear are your testicles hitting the water... brrrr!....

Getting old is when you realise you have grown stronger in your arms , since when you have an erection you can quite easily bend your cock in the middle , but when you were younger , it was impossible to bend you cock.

OK , it`s an old joke but it did make me smile when I first heard it.

I`ll get my coat.........

and your hat mate...

And my walking stick

And also my pump , you know the one that attaches to your cock , mind you the pump is pretty worn out now.

Oh well , such is life.........

(07-05-2015 07:39 )babelover48 Wrote:  Getting old is getting up and then not recognising the bed you're sleeping in

Nah, that's just the sign of a good night out

Seeing a trailer for what looks like a remake of "National Lampoon's Vacation" and thinking :

"FFS - is that this generation's idea of a classic movie that really needs to be remade : seriously? A 1980s Chevy Chase film ?"

Having to take Viagra so that you dont wet your shoes everytime you have a pee!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind policemen looking younger...

...when you realise top-class Milfs like Tanya Tate and Rebecca More are younger than you are