You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

You find your watching big brother because harry is on.

You see a scantily clad mannequin in a shop window and watch it for hours.

When you want to download the RLC music from ITUNES (WOH OH Making Love Tonight WOH OHH)

wonder if any of St66's music is on there?

You are offered a well paid job that involves working nights, and you ask which nights.

You get excited viewing Watchdog when Anne Robinson walks across the studio and perches on the corner of a desk.

(Substitute the name of your favourite presenter if the Watchdog reference is dated, provided their show has opportunities to perch on the edge of a desk with crossed legs, recline on a couch, sit on a carpet, demonstrate the firmness rating of a bed, grab a contestants ball, or something similar, in a closed studio set).

You start singing along to the lyrics of the babeshow music .
FFS give me strength .
Coming up to 2am and here I am questioning everyone with
'What do you know about acid malfusion?' (Babestation lyric - at least that how it sounds to me)

Doh .
Life has come to this.
WTF .

How completely, utterly and stupendously ridiculous it all is.

....when you seriously think : Is it just me or does the guy who answers "What do you know about acid house music?" with "It's one of the biggest hypes in the music scene in recent years" (or something like that) sound a bit like somebody trying to do an impression of Gordon Brown ?

Oh right it's acid house music is it?.
My hearing must be going to pot .
Maybe my eyes need to follow suit, I might see something better than is actually on screen .

...when your first thought on seeing something like this...


...is "Oh no not those white trainers again"

( If you're thinking "she was wearing trainers, I didn't notice" you're probably fine Me I don't mind them either way )