Chelsea FC

(24-08-2012 18:50 )7 stars of the orient Wrote:  Do we know by any chance the overall figure for Lampard penalties,

I can give you Lampard's complete penalty record for Chelsea, if that's any help.

Premier League: penalties taken 41, scored 37
Champions League: penalties taken 4, scored 4
F.A. Cup: penalties taken 3, scored 2
League Cup: penalties taken 2, scored 1
TOTAL FOR CHELSEA: penalties taken 50, scored 44

(These are penalties taken during normal play only, i.e. penalties taken in penalty shootouts are not included.)

Not bad for someone who many people think is a poor man's Gerrard

(23-08-2012 23:29 )Money_Shot Wrote:  I think he has scored 228 goals. Swansea 1, West Ham 39 and Chelsea 188

Frank Lampard is Chelsea's 3rd highest goalscorer ever:

1. Bobby Tambling (1959-70) 202
2. Kerry Dixon (1983-1992) 193
3. Frank Lampard (2001-present) 188

Good news today for Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich - he has won his legal battle against Boris Berezovsky.

This is the verdict delivered by the judge:

"I found Mr Berezovsky an unimpressive, and inherently unreliable, witness, who regarded truth as a transitory, flexible concept, which could be moulded to suit his current purposes. At times the evidence which he gave was deliberately dishonest; sometimes he was clearly making his evidence up as he went along in response to the perceived difficulty in answering the questions in a manner consistent with his case. At other times, I gained the impression that he was not necessarily being deliberately dishonest, but had deluded himself into believing his own version of events. On occasions he tried to avoid answering questions by making long and irrelevant speeches, or by professing to have forgotten facts which he had been happy to record in his pleadings or witness statements."

"By contrast, Mr Abramovich gave careful and thoughtful answers, which were focused on the specific issues about which he was being questioned. At all times, he was concerned to ensure that he understood the precise question, and the precise premise underlying the question which he was being asked. He was meticulous in making sure that, despite the difficulties of the translation process, he understood the sense of the questions which was being put to him. Where he had relevant knowledge, he was able to give full and detailed answers; he took care to distinguish between his own knowledge, reconstructed assumptions and speculation. In conclusion I found Mr Abramovich to be a truthful, and on the whole reliable, witness."

Berezovsky was living in cloud cuockooland if he thought that the British courts would award him £3bn on a verbal agreement..

We win more court cases than Arsenal win trophies!

^^^ you've won 32+ court cases? impresive!

here's a tip: stop doing shit that lands you in court!

Yup, half our squad have ASBOs

I wake up everyday expecting to read that Jon Obi Mikel has been arrested for nicking penny sweets from his local Londis

Gettin' a football lesson at the moment. Falcao is freakin' awesome!

How long is there before the Transfer window closes...

If Romans quick he can write out a cheque for Falcao now.