You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

when your credit card is declined for a tub of tester paint

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE BORING PAINT GAGS

You start to give your credit card number and they say "Its OK we know it".

...when instead you find yourself watching an episode of QI that's so old that neither David Mitchell nor Graham Norton have beards yet.

With reference to the nightshows.
When you even bother to watch even one of them .
At present they are so dire to watch any of them for more than a few seconds is just painful .

You can tell which day it is by seeing which knickers the babes are wearing.

When you know what day is a babes day off or when you find you self watching it even though you don't like the babe you are wanking over!

When you spend more time on the forum than watching the channels(especially with the channels being so crap at the moment)

You ask for tomorrow off and your boss says-

'Is Mica on tonight?'



He loves her too though, as do most of the lads in the office.

You can remember when midnight struck and Flash the Gash was on - oh those heady days of youth!