RE: Babestation review thread.
Good morning everyone!
So, have Babestation redeemed themselves!? Mmmmmmm, kinda!
Proceedings on Freeview were kicked off by the fame monsters we know as Lolly Badcock and Dani O'Neal. However, they have a fatal flaw, a chink in their armour if you will. They've both forgotten what the primary function of a remote control is!! Oh contrare Miss Lolly, it isn't pressing the red button to watch you on Xtreme. Oh no, it's better than that! You change the channels with it!!
That was precisely what I did until they'd left and what I thought to be the main event took place. I am referring to the return to freeview of the one and only Miss Tiffany Chambers!! If the Oxford English Dictionary had any sense, under the definition of any flattering word used to describe a woman like her there would be a picture of the lady herself. I could probably fill the page with, and doubtless run out of, superlatives here, so, I'll just say that she is FANTASTIC!!!
You will note that I said at the top of the last paragraph that I only 'thought' this was the main event. It nearly was, but, after 12, the producer, with much more balls than I thought, decided they'd try something. On came Candy while Tiff got changed. While the divine Miss C sorted out her smalls I hopped over to BS Xtra. It was here where I was shocked to find none other than a near naked Paige Tyler giving the kind of scenery chewing performance I'd only thought Tiffany capable of. OMG Paigey, where did that come from!? This was without doubt the hottest and best performance I have EVER seen Paige give. Wow, wow and thrice wow!!
With a mounting sense of dread, I headed back to BS1 to see what the producer had dared to do with Tiffany. Ok, they'd placed her in the dungeon, good call! However, they had the sheer audacity to have her going split screen with Candy!! HOW DARE YOU!! THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR TOP PERFORMER!!! Tiffany made the best use of her part of the screen though, making it look like she was fighting mightily to push the divide out of the way and at one point she stuck the full length of her magnificent tongue right up Candy's bum. She did manage to get the whole screen back for a little while, but not for long enough!
It was at this point that Fame Monster No.1 returned. Seeking refuge, I almost stopped with a naked Camilla on Xtra. However, on finding Partyland, I found Paige, in the dungeon I might add, still very much channelling her inner Tiff as PC Paige. Yet another hot performance by her followed. It was when she and Camilla announced that neither of them had long left that I began hopping back and forth between channels, wondering where Tiffany would appear next. I then got another shock when Georgie took over from Camilla on Xtra, I don't think any of us where expecting her to be in.
This meant one thing, Tiffany would be on Partyland!! Sure enough, there she was. THIS was the main event I had been hoping for. Over an hour of vintage Tiffany gold. No Xtreme ads, no OSG or producer silliness, just an amazing girl and her phone. This is how Babestation was when it was at its best. If the BS channels want to succeed over the Summer, they should use this performance by Tiffany as the benchmark. It doesn't get ANY better than that!!
CHEERS!
(This post was last modified: 30-05-2010 09:35 by Rogerbee.)
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