Random Talk & Chat

Managed to walk into a branch this morning and scratched my left eyelid (not deeply, but a couple of small scratches is annoying enough)

Trying to get more fibre in my diet.
Lentil soup and grapes intake gone through the roof .

CT scan has revealed the cause of months of intermittent lower abdominal pain.

Kidney stone .

Awaiting appointment to see consultant about best treatment options.

Should get to see them by the year 2098 .

Having surgical procedure tomorrow to sort out my kidney stone. Not the most pleasant of procedures if you ask me but there you go . Overnight stay in hospital tomorrow so hopefully should be freed by Thursday albeit with a stent inserted.

Booooooo .

^^ Hope it all goes well for you tomorrow, but once you've recovered don't think it gives you the right to be less grumpy.

Oh have no fear I will still be maintaining my status of Lord Misery of Grumpton .

^I have an image of a kind of alternative Father Jack sitting in a Hospital Bed shouting "NURSES, NURSES!! FECK" etc

"Nurse I say Nurse, Can you get your flaps out for some caps and vids?"

Back home now.
In slow recovery mode.

Dial a hot nurse service unavailable .

^ I’m calling Nurse Danni for you now.