Have you ever?

A drainpipe no, a pair of drainpipe trousers yes.

Have you ever accidentally hit a teacher with a pencil?

Accidentally with a pencil, no, but i did purposely kick one with my foot.

Have you ever been hit by a teacher with a ruler?, Yes i have... Fuckin bitch!!!

Sneezed and farted at the same time? Your arsehole reaches the temperature of the core of the sun for a nanosecond

No but I have burped and farted at the same time


Have you ever avoided eating just incase it puts off a potential partner

No


Have you ever done time in a foreign prison???

No thank God

Have you ever kissed a man

Not passionately no

Have you ever met Karl-Heinz Rumenigge?

Yes (he was a guest along with several other members of the losing Bayern Munich European Cup Final team 1982 for one of Villa's european games a few years back)

Have you ever met royalty?

No

Have you ever dined and dashed

Yeah, i had a curry & pebble dashed a toilet!!!


Have you ever been to a gay bar, police academy style??? I used to work on the doors of one... & no it wasn't the back doors.