Football Banter

If there was any doubt about Martin Tyler’s allegiance then today nailed it for me.

If there’d have been a drinking game where you had to take a shot every time he said Paris you’d have ended up in A&E absolutely shitfaced.

Zinedine Zidane has just been named as the new Real Madrid manager.
So he's now out of the frame for the Utd job.

Bet Spurs Fans are happy to

If Ole doesnt get the United job then fans will riot

when i read over the weekend plans were afoot for expanding Qatar to 48 teams I was stunned. T o be perfectly honest there is no way it could expand as I don not think there is another co host in the region who would share the tournament then you would have 12 groups of 3 and i think it would not have the desired effect of playing for a positive result.

I don't think that the Northern Ireland commentary team like one of the Belarus team... ever time he touches the ball they keep shouting 'Shitoff'

Excellent match going on between Netherlands and Germany right now.
It has been a pleasure to watch as a neutral.

Germany's playing and your neutral. Come on the Dutch

The Germans always find a way to win

Group E - there is going to be a hell of scrap to get out of that atm too!!

I'm pleased that Ole has got the United job permanently. United under Mourinho were going nowhere fast and the contrast in how they manage the team, is plain to see. At one time many would have seen him as the one to get their club out of a tight spot, but I think in the last few years he (Mourinho) has become the biggest egostical, miserable git in football!! Ole knows the club better than anyone having played under Sir Alex, and won trophies and know what United are famous for. Ole's time at Cardiff City probably wasn't the best start in English football management for him, but he's learnt from that and I think if he can get a top four finish and win a trophy it will be a good season for him.

What are the current permutations that would confirm Huddersfield's relegation today guys?