Jokes

Jon said: “My mother-in-law is an angel.”

“You’re a lucky fella,” Andy replied, “mine’s still alive!”

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussauds Chamber of Horrors.
The attendant said, “Keep her moving, sir, we’re stocktaking.”

A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...

So they named him Humphrey

I told my mother-in-law that I would dance on her grave when she died.

Just to spite me, she got buried at sea.

My Mother in law got pulled over.
Cop asked: "What's in the bottle?"
She says : "Water."
He says: "It looks like wine!"
She's: "Praise the lord, Jesus did it again!"

My family was on vacation in Florida when suddenly I heard someone scream that my mother in law fell into the alligator pool. Not thinking twice, I jumped in... to save the alligator.

A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her.
The wife said: “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”

Getting my mother in law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa.