Jokes

Have noticed a lot of tweets with a hidden Country in them.

Although it's hilarious, Kenya please stop…

All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.

Why can’t I find a happy medium?

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?

What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed!

What do you call a country where everyone loves to sleep?
A hibernation.

Poor Billy didn't have much luck with job searching.

He couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor; couldn’t cut it as a hairdresser, didn’t fit in the shoe factory and just couldn’t see any future as a historian.

An Englishman takes his Egyptian girlfriend to visit Stonehenge. After looking at it for a couple of minutes she turns to him and says "Your ancestors were weak....." (Allegedly a true story!)

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn’t control his pupils.

Why don’t tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.