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billyboy1963 · 14-01-2021 22:38

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

billyboy1963 · 14-01-2021 22:39

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

billyboy1963 · 14-01-2021 22:46

A little old man who’s hard of hearing goes to see the doctor.

As he can’t hear very well, he takes his wife with him.

The doctor examines the man and then says, “I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.”

The old man turns to his wife and asks, “What did he say?”

The wife replies, “He said he wants your underwear.

Carl-Gen X · 15-01-2021 20:24

I absolutely hate people who take drugs.

Like customs officers and the police for example.

Skyline · 16-01-2021 15:14

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billyboy1963 · 16-01-2021 18:45

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billyboy1963 · 16-01-2021 18:46

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billyboy1963 · 16-01-2021 18:47

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billyboy1963 · 16-01-2021 18:50

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Carl-Gen X · 16-01-2021 19:03

A man pops into a boozer to use their wifi

man - is your wifi free?

barman - yes

man - can i have the password please?

barman - you have to buy a pint first...

man interrupts him - oh flippin eck, okay then a pint of lager please

barman begins to pour him a pint

man - so what's the password then?

barman - you have to buy a pint first all one word in lowercase

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