General Election called for June 8th

I see Diddy Dave Cameron is writing his autobiography Cant wait for the " and i stuck my cock in a dead pigs mouth" chapter. Any truth to the story that Samantha is fronting Colgates new mouthwash advert

Cameron has bought a shed to put at the bottom of his garden so he can work on his book in peace & quiet. It's a £25,000 custom built shed partly designed by his wife.

"Call me Dave". Man of the people

(02-05-2017 11:34 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Ladies & Gentlemen, I present Diane Abbott, the Shadow Home Secretary

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/ni...licy-cost/

if she wasnt a woman and once blew jeremy corbyn she would never have got the job

surprised she didnt do a emily thornberry and call Nick ferrari a sexist pig for giving her questions she couldnt answer properly

(02-05-2017 11:49 )SOCATOA Wrote:  I see Diddy Dave Cameron is writing his autobiography Cant wait for the " and i stuck my cock in a dead pigs mouth" chapter. Any truth to the story that Samantha is fronting Colgates new mouthwash advert

I'd like to know exactly what is in it that will make it worth £25,000!! I hope it isn't at taxpayer's expense either
BTW you can't call Dave Diddy I think that is copyrighted by David Hamilton

Not only that I hope Tony Blair doesn't get one single vote if he stands, the very thought of his name on a ballot paper makes me puke he is the reason this country is in the shits with immigration

(02-05-2017 16:07 )HannahsPet Wrote:  if she wasnt a woman and once blew jeremy corbyn she would never have got the job

I'm trying to work out whose standards are lower.

I did like that report that Blair is so Toxic that his unsubtle blasting of Corbyn is boosting Jezza's support

(02-05-2017 16:07 )HannahsPet Wrote:  if she wasnt a woman and once blew jeremy corbyn she would never have got the job

I'll have you know that Ms Abbott is a champion of equality....as long as she's more equal than everyone else.

Oh and as you say, being the former receptacle for "Jeremeeeeehhhhh's" rancid juices doesn't do her any harm either.

(02-05-2017 19:36 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  

(02-05-2017 16:07 )HannahsPet Wrote:  if she wasnt a woman and once blew jeremy corbyn she would never have got the job

I'll have you know that Ms Abbott is a champion of equality....as long as she's more equal than everyone else.

Oh and as you say, being the former receptacle for "Jeremeeeeehhhhh's" rancid juices doesn't do her any harm either.

The thought of Corbyn & Abbott doing the horizontal hoopla back then makes my blood run cold & is more horrifying & repulsive than any horror film I've ever seen ( & I've seen a lot of horror films).For Corbyn it must have like flicking a woodbine in the Royal Albert Hall.

I spotted a telly critic in the paper a few weeks ago liken Corbyn to Stinky Pete from Toy Story & with Corbyn knocking off Abbott must have been like Stinky Pete shagging Mrs Potato Head (with all the face parts in the wrong places).

Apparently in one of Abbott's interviews earlier today she did confess that maths & english were her 3 favourite subjects at school.

(02-05-2017 20:18 )Jack the Nipper Wrote:  

(02-05-2017 19:36 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  

(02-05-2017 16:07 )HannahsPet Wrote:  if she wasnt a woman and once blew jeremy corbyn she would never have got the job

I'll have you know that Ms Abbott is a champion of equality....as long as she's more equal than everyone else.

Oh and as you say, being the former receptacle for "Jeremeeeeehhhhh's" rancid juices doesn't do her any harm either.

The thought of Corbyn & Abbott doing the horizontal hoopla back then makes my blood run cold & is more horrifying & repulsive than any horror film I've ever seen ( & I've seen a lot of horror films).For Corbyn it must have like flicking a woodbine in the Royal Albert Hall.

I spotted a telly critic in the paper a few weeks ago liken Corbyn to Stinky Pete from Toy Story & with Corbyn knocking off Abbott must have been like Stinky Pete shagging Mrs Potato Head (with all the face parts in the wrong places).

Apparently in one of Abbott's interviews earlier today she did confess that maths & english were her 3 favourite subjects at school.

I wonder how many qualifications Jeremy's got compared to Ms Abbott? come to think of it how many educational qualifications are there in the conservatives and who has the most?

(03-05-2017 07:55 )babelover48 Wrote:  come to think of it how many educational qualifications are there in the conservatives and who has the most?

Hint: Eton