What would you like to change?

^ no, there would be more moaning as in.... "FFS there's only three nights of shows why the fuck is Insert name of babe I don't like on all the time ?".

Fucking everything - Even if it means they all go off air for a few days to then come storming back with a new mission and a proper classification after having dealt with ofcom via the courtroom for years of discrimination.

At the moment they are dying on their arses and it's painful to watch this trainwreck unfold in front of my very eyes. The ship has truly sunk now to levels of mediocrity that I never thought were even possible

I'd like to try and change myself. More and more I'm convinced that the reason I'm not excited by the shows anymore is because they've been there for so long that I take them for granted. The early shows were better than current shows in some respects, and worse in other respects, but back in 2003 the idea of live, interactive adult shows starting-up was fresh and very exciting regardless (this was similarly true for the first few series of Big Brother - the ones that had round-the-clock streaming), and I wasn't at that point 'spoiled.' To get back to something approaching that, you'd have to stop all shows for about a year and then start again, but with the amount of streaming-type content available elsewhere in the meantime, you could probably never replicate the environment within which the babe shows emerged anyway, and so we're doomed never to be able to recapture that early flush of excitement.

Can we release some of the women?

(15-06-2015 17:24 )Broncobilly Wrote:  Can we release some of the women?

i have a list as long as my arm

(15-06-2015 17:24 )Broncobilly Wrote:  Can we release some of the women?

totally up to you mate, it's your basement!

Bring on things that are supposedly allowed but channels selfcensor. Particularly after midnight.

Is it isnt it semi see thru knicks.
Cameltoe.
Boy-giel (?) on encrypted channels.
241 snogging.

Register the channels as editorial, not adverts.

Accept that overt sexual content is 100% justified when advertising sex products like sex chat lines.

Hands down knickers, even if nowhere near Everton.

Dripping oil. Only a complete moron would mistake it for spunk.

Dildos. No, not that way, just waving them like phones, sucking (allowed in ads for encrypted channels), or between breasts.

Chatting to camera, and not just urging viewers to phone in. Dirty chat. Girly chat. Normal stuff. Sexy stuff. The silence dehumanises babes and creates separation, making channels seem more exploitative, regulator please note.

More competition.

POV like the classic clips such as Donna Duke riding the cameraman.

Thats it.

No hang on, more costume changes.

(15-06-2015 18:37 )terence Wrote:  

(15-06-2015 17:24 )Broncobilly Wrote:  Can we release some of the women?

totally up to you mate, it's your basement!

how big is the basement I wonder?

(13-06-2015 02:37 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  Fucking everything - Even if it means they all go off air for a few days to then come storming back with a new mission and a proper classification after having dealt with ofcom via the courtroom for years of discrimination.

At the moment they are dying on their arses and it's painful to watch this trainwreck unfold in front of my very eyes. The ship has truly sunk now to levels of mediocrity that I never thought were even possible

And I'm wondering how much would it cost the channels In trying to go through a court of law to argue their point against OFCOM and what would be the consequences for them if they lost?

What would I change?

1. Attitudes of babes
2. Attitudes of production teams
3. Choice of sets used
4. Choice of outfits used
5. The culture of mutual channel self destruction
6. The reliance on ridiculous gimmicks such as the listen in line and two minute restart clock and quickfire round on BS
7. The time out rule
8. The scheduling policy especially on S66
9. The policy of going on the mic with callers in the queue
10. The cost of the calls. Need reducing.

Other than that the shows are almost bearable.
Well for about 3 seconds a night anyway .