"It's a boy and WHAT A BOY !"
"Uh that's the umbilical cord Mrs Simpson. It's a girl"
"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.."
"I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."
"I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back."
"Oh ! This is the worst party ever"
"I don't know, remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's ? He didnt even have a clock !"
“Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?”
“There’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.”
“Excellent.”
"Oh, Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield."
"Yes, but the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away."