(31-01-2022 08:19 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]^^ Get a little nervous when your channeling Scottishbloke, now there's a bloke who didn't know the meaning of refined, what you'd call haggis en croute, would be plain old Scottish Roll.
I remember the spam posts clearly, I thought I was being cleverly ironic at the time, pretty juvenile I guess. That was then & I'd lik to think I've matured a little, & ready for the grown-up threads. But not before a couple more posts in that thread, I feel that 666 is a good number to end on.
I'm sure snooks will be along soon, he'll find it hard to resist a few cheap gags.
Too subtle for the heathens round here. .
I posted 3 times over there but I can't remember if I was attempting to be a smartarse by saying mechanically recovered porcine connective tissue or something similar. Is there any way you can view your posts on a particular thread as I'd love to know what I had for dinner in 2012.
Snooks is playing hard to get, probably expecting a bung like skully. I'll send him a catering tin of curried beans and an industrial strength toilet duck.
(31-01-2022 09:36 )Charlemagne Wrote: [ -> ] (31-01-2022 02:59 )Dan Volatile Wrote: [ -> ]I'm going to put my Scottishbloke bonnet on and insist that the team put "the spam thread" in brackets in that thread's title. Honestly I'm fed up of having to do their job for them.
We've double the 'Dan empire' and your complaining 
Isn't a Scottishbloke bonnet a type of chilli 
I've amended the title and managed to get the word 'Spam thread' inserted.
But I'm sure that we could come up with a better name for the thread.
I actually meant add it to the what did you last swallow thread but it works just as well here except the title now has too many characters on replies. Maybe just shorten it to the elegantly minimalist "spam"
Had a few requests for Daryl so i've uploaded a few vids. (currently uploading very slowly so check back later for more)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZQ42lBgI#a-F90xU5wFmMeXU_Oyg3dw
All Ultra HD 4K quality, so if they don't look it to you - then you should probably make an appointment at the opticians, or maybe just have a little cry about it until you get over it.
(31-01-2022 16:13 )ukdoll Wrote: [ -> ]Had a few requests for Daryl so i've uploaded a few vids. (currently uploading very slowly so check back later for more)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZQ42lBgI#a-F90xU5wFmMeXU_Oyg3dw
All Ultra HD 4K quality, so if they don't look it to you - then you should probably make an appointment at the opticians, or maybe just have a little cry about it until you get over it.
A little known fact, is that I once had pride of place on Daryl's fridge,
on, not in her fridge,
& not the real me, I'm not magnetic,
just a photo of me.
I can't really tell you the reasoning behind me being there, perhaps to scare other people off from eating her food.
(31-01-2022 18:54 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ] (31-01-2022 16:13 )ukdoll Wrote: [ -> ]Had a few requests for Daryl so i've uploaded a few vids. (currently uploading very slowly so check back later for more)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZQ42lBgI#a-F90xU5wFmMeXU_Oyg3dw
All Ultra HD 4K quality, so if they don't look it to you - then you should probably make an appointment at the opticians, or maybe just have a little cry about it until you get over it.
A little known fact, is that I once had pride of place on Daryl's fridge, on, not in her fridge, & not the real me, I'm not magnetic, just a photo of me.
I can't really tell you the reasoning behind me being there, perhaps to scare other people off from eating her food.
If you were regularly paying £1.50 per minute to talk with her, maybe it was to act as a reminder as to who was paying for her food.
(31-01-2022 20:27 )ukdoll Wrote: [ -> ] (31-01-2022 18:54 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ] (31-01-2022 16:13 )ukdoll Wrote: [ -> ]Had a few requests for Daryl so i've uploaded a few vids. (currently uploading very slowly so check back later for more)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZQ42lBgI#a-F90xU5wFmMeXU_Oyg3dw
All Ultra HD 4K quality, so if they don't look it to you - then you should probably make an appointment at the opticians, or maybe just have a little cry about it until you get over it.
A little known fact, is that I once had pride of place on Daryl's fridge, on, not in her fridge, & not the real me, I'm not magnetic, just a photo of me.
I can't really tell you the reasoning behind me being there, perhaps to scare other people off from eating her food.
If you were regularly paying £1.50 per minute to talk with her, maybe it was to act as a reminder as to who was paying for her food.
I wouldn't be the first man on earth to pay for a woman's food,
it's kinda how it's always been.
(31-01-2022 18:54 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: [ -> ]A little known fact, is that I once had pride of place on Daryl's fridge, on, not in her fridge, & not the real me, I'm not magnetic, just a photo of me.
I can't really tell you the reasoning behind me being there, perhaps to scare other people off from eating her food.
Wow, that's impressive. I can think of two possibilities:
1- You were wearing a false beard and daryl asked you for a selfie at the last ever Max Power car show at the birmingham NEC in 2006.
2 - You are the legendary "Bob from Lowestoft" who propped up the leaderboard a record 23 times in a row in the rate the wangs contest.
for people asking about the Daryl vids on PM....
Sorry, I had to remove them to make way for the Holly Vids. Mega only gives 20GB now. No re-uploads, sorry. Maybe you could ask the people who downloaded them if they could send them to you.
Cheers for the Leigh vid, Dan, always a smasher, but usually forgotten in the slipstream of Leigh Darby