Let's have your worst Xmas presents
To kick this off My brother gave me his old microwave three years ago when my old one kicked the bucket two days before Xmas.
Said Microwave has now kicked the bucket
About five or six years ago had the most brutal looking jumper off one of my family. Orange thing with a tiny collar and with skinny arms. Didn’t even have the receipt for it so it got binned before New Year.
probably from that description it was probably brought blind without knowing the proper size required. I often got socks that were either two sizes too small or two sizes too big.
Cheap deodorant and pants
I mean Brut and Old Spice!! (Yuk!) The type of deodorant that is more like Rat Repellent
and also the type of pants that starve's off all the living life out of a man's lower anatomy!! I can guarantee I'll see at least 1, if not both of these wretched gifts in my Christmas stocking this year
I once got a blowup doll that kept going down on me
A photo frame, with a photo of the people who gave it to you.
And one of those small battery operated Karchers. Not only is it a present that I don't want, but it means that I'll have to clean the bloody windows.
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, That's awesome mate and I think you could be right on that, but I get the feeling that it's got to be a mass wind up on Christmas day for me because it happens every year
, though I do show appreciation as it's the thought that counts
Only bad 'cos I was a numpty. A large mug with luxury hot chocolate (not bad you say, and I agree), but this idiot started opening the top wrap, then thought to check the bottom to look at the ingredients, not noticing that I'd just opened the powder, so no luxury hot chocolate for me, instead an empty mug and a crotch full of powder, what a tit