23-06-2019, 16:06
Well here it is.
The 40,000th opportunity for me to send everyone to sleep with another overly long post of waffletastic piffle
. Honestly some people never learn 
.
June 4th 2010 seems an inordinately long time ago now.
From that date forward there have been so many rants, so many loony bin posts, so many laughs, a few retirements and resumptions.
Babeshows - the addictive drug that keeps on giving although too often they been responsible for giving me grief, frustration and stupidly ridiculous phone bills
. I recall some of my lines from rants of the past.
From 'Last orders at the nightshow bar' (ah yes that old favourite) to the somewhat more blunt 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'.
Amongst many many others.
Characters have come and gone while I threatened to bugger off thereby luring everyone into a false sense of security and joy only to return and leave everyone with mass temptation to think 'Oh no not that miserable old c#nt again'.
Oh well. Sorry about that.
How you have all put up with me for this long is a mystery but I am happy to accept it as a sympathy vote.
Anyway here is to the next 40,000 posts or then again perhaps not.
Who on earth would want to be subjected to that?
Only another 100 trillion words to go when far less will do.
Doh.
If I were a mod I might have considered banning myself by now in the interests of my own sanity
.
However that is not a cue for a mod response of either
"Done" or "Well it can be arranged" .
All that would do is put the cat amongst the pigeons and the Black Cat in the Phonebook. One for the mods there .
Anyway that's enough of my twatmongous twaddle.
I'm off to get lessons in how to say things in 10 words as opposed to a thousand.
Wish me luck or not if you are as bonkers as I am.
The 40,000th opportunity for me to send everyone to sleep with another overly long post of waffletastic piffle
. Honestly some people never learn .June 4th 2010 seems an inordinately long time ago now.
From that date forward there have been so many rants, so many loony bin posts, so many laughs, a few retirements and resumptions
.Babeshows - the addictive drug that keeps on giving although too often they been responsible for giving me grief, frustration and stupidly ridiculous phone bills
. I recall some of my lines from rants of the past.From 'Last orders at the nightshow bar' (ah yes that old favourite) to the somewhat more blunt 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'.
Amongst many many others
.Characters have come and gone while I threatened to bugger off thereby luring everyone into a false sense of security and joy only to return and leave everyone with mass temptation to think 'Oh no not that miserable old c#nt again'
.Oh well. Sorry about that
. How you have all put up with me for this long is a mystery but I am happy to accept it as a sympathy vote
.Anyway here is to the next 40,000 posts or then again perhaps not.
Who on earth would want to be subjected to that?
Only another 100 trillion words to go when far less will do.
Doh
.If I were a mod I might have considered banning myself by now in the interests of my own sanity
.However that is not a cue for a mod response of either
"Done" or "Well it can be arranged"
.All that would do is put the cat amongst the pigeons and the Black Cat in the Phonebook
. One for the mods there .Anyway that's enough of my twatmongous twaddle.
I'm off to get lessons in how to say things in 10 words as opposed to a thousand.
Wish me luck or not if you are as bonkers as I am
.
May Ashley Emma give you some kind of relevant appreciation at the next opportunity 
