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Please don't look at my gusset you fucking sad wanker

(07-05-2018 13:06 )Ryan_z Wrote: [ -> ]Just for fun (let's keep it light hearted), list some things you'll never hear a babeshow girl say to a caller. I'll start it off with a few of my own:

The thing with this job yea, is that it's a bit of a slippery slope, you know? I started off doing bikini modelling, then gojng topless on the night shows, then showing my pussy on perv cam, then doing hardcore b/g stuff on the net, next I'll probably end up doing escorting lol. Keep an eye out for my hourly rates on Adultwork haha.

This is my favourite

Of course we are not really friends!! Our relationship is dependent on you paying for my services and me telling you things to keep you on the hook. By the way I would really find it embarrassing if you bought me another gift from my wishlist and have serious guilt that the money you spend on me you could be spending on your family and loved ones.

Hun, you've called me too many times lately - your phone bill is going to be huge! I love chatting to you, but please don't call me now for a few weeks. Get your current phone bill paid, once that's out of the way only then phone me, and even then only if you feel you can genuinely afford to, ok?

You know what? Maybe answering a phone on tv and calling myself a tv presenter is a bit of a stretch.

I went to Lidl this morning and stopped at the frozen meat freezer. I stared at the meat and thought to myself "That's me, ain't it? I'm just meat to the agencies, punters, 'togs, everyone". I started blubbing right there in the store, couldn't help it. I weren't gunna come in to work today, what with how sorry I felt for myself, but then I realised if I spread my misery about a bit, make people feel worse, yea, I'll feel better myself, right? So that's why I've been cuttin' everyone off today, to make them angry and make myself feel better.

I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need to rely on anybody for anything, especially weak men. My wishlist is in my bio.

(This is actually something some babes do say but it sounds so ridiculous it's hard to believe they say it.)

let me call you back........

Seeing as you buy me things off my wishlist maybe you should devise one too so I can buy you something in return

Anyone got any good phrases that the girls on the babe channels would never say on the shows? I think I'll start off.
"And now, a bit of an inspirational reading."

The phrases can be anything at all, as long as they wouldn't be heard dead on the babeshows.