I didn't know that Meghan Markle is mixed-race - has anyone told Phil the Greek, yet?
You know, the Politically Correct, tactful one.
'Mike Ross' will be devastated!
Presumably, there will be no news anywhere in the world, today.
Just reporters standing around, filling airtime, reporting fuck all as 'Breaking News'.
hoping for phil the greek to cark it so we have a hatch a match and a dispatch next year hahaha
^ But taking the piss is fun (and about all they're useful for
).
She won't be a princess according to some experts