The UK Babe Channels Forum

2016:

1. The year of the gimmicks and rip off initiatives . 2 minute challenges - don't get me started .
2. The year call costs continued to be far too high while the quality of visual stimulation continued to be just the opposite
3. The year of pervcam (for better or for worse - you decide)
4. The year of jimmyt73 breaking new records in the smiley count .
5. The year of much lauded new talent emerging on the scene
6. The year when the Cougars have been underrated and deserved more credit
7. The year of enhancements and tattoos seeming more prevalent than ever before (for better or for worse - once again you decide)
8. The year when the 'acid house music' lyric on Babestation has completely done my head in
9. The year when not much has been heard or seen of Rammy in his S66 watchtower. I really can't work it out . Has a substation been built in Ramsbottom? .
10. The year when the naughty hours flattered to deceive in all but the case of Mikaela Witt who still excels at them
11. The year when I saw something other than bed sets on Xpanded . Hooray.
12. The year when Tori Lee called it a day . Please come back, we miss you
13. The year of standing nude stints becoming rather more the norm and even full frontal in nature
14. The year of snookered having reason to visit and contribute to the 'Pissed off' thread rather too many times . Doh
15. The year of the combined bath and shower on S66. Oh how I preferred the old style Elite TV hot tub or stand alone shower set
16. The year of the collapsing keyhole set on BS . Piss up? Brewery?
17. The year when a plethora of daytime babes melted snookered's heart
18. The year Kerrie Lee took nude gyration to a whole new level
19. The year when Storm TV sadly became no more
20. And finally allow me some self indulgence for a moment...........
The year of Ashley Emma .
Oh Ashley . Thank you for making 2016 so special .

So to 2017................ now let me go and search for the Ramsbottom S66 substation

2016:

1. The year of the gimmicks and rip off initiatives . Perve Cam- Showing that channels once more look to screw more out of our pay packets & Wallets
2. The year call costs continued to be far too high while the quality of visual stimulation continued to be just the opposite Where will it end?
3. The year of perve cam - for worse (as stated above)
4. The year of much lauded new talent emerging on the scene - Nicole Snow's double win is proof of that
5. The year when enhancements and tattoos seeming more prevalent - where will it end?
6. The year when the lyrics on all stations has done my head in
7. The year when the naughty hours of Mikaela Witt became legend
8. The year when I saw something MEGA on St66 (The mega set that is)
9). The year when Fernanda took an extended break. Counting the days till she returns
10). The year when several daytime babes melted Babelover48's heart
11) The year when God finallu decided there wasn't enough rock music being played in heaven - RIP to all those who we said goodbye to
So to 2017................ Does Anyone has a crystal ball?

1.The year proper sustained POV stints were axed
2.The year Dannii Harwood's ability to perform was severely restricted by my first point.
3.The year Nicole won an award despite being fully clothed for nearly an hour in a 1am timeslot
4.The year Lucy-Anne continued to provide virtually no visual intent in any of her post 10pm appearances but was perfectly happy to allow the odd slip on day
5.The year pervcam set about completely fucking up tv output
6.The year i started volunteering,met an attractive reception manager who turned out to be attached.
7.The year after a shaky start Lola Knight went from mediocrity to being one of the top performers on S66.
8.The year Storm tv went and although some of the babes found new channels it saddens me that noone took on Penny Lee or Candy who had been brilliant on days.
9.The year we lost far too many celebrities,some of whom were taken from us too young,R.I.P to all.
10.The year RLC were meant to return to tv.
11.The year,despite the odd bit of incorrect for the timeslot babe choice,S66 made a better job of,(particularly the less intrusive osgs,BS take note).
12.The year i used less than last year.

(18-12-2016 16:06 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]...
10. The year when the naughty hours flattered to deceive in all but the case of Mikaela Witt who still excels at them
..

Erm, point of order Mr. Chairman:

^ Fernanda... the chair...

(I hear she would have done a reprise the other night but the chair is still recuperating at the menders! )

Otherwise great list!

The year the babeshows finally gave up enticing prospective punters with erotic shows, and instead concentrate on rinsing even more out the ones they've already got.

(18-12-2016 20:45 )ShandyHand Wrote: [ -> ]

(18-12-2016 16:06 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]...
10. The year when the naughty hours flattered to deceive in all but the case of Mikaela Witt who still excels at them
..

Erm, point of order Mr. Chairman:

^ Fernanda... the chair...

(I hear she would have done a reprise the other night but the chair is still recuperating at the menders! )

Otherwise great list!

This matter has been referred to the snookered court of arbitration for babeshows . The Fernanda show has been deemed a mini nightshow rather than a naughty hour on the basis that the chair has made the following statement

'Fernanda humped the hell out of me. I didn't feel teased, I felt like a sex toy but it was very enjoyable'.

2016..the year too many legends sadly kicked the bucket...
and the death of BS unleashed...

1 The rise and rise of Lola Knight
2 The general enjoyment in watching Studio 66 Nights,(classy Clare,the two Knights,discovering Jennifer Jade,the improving Hannah Martin,with Lily,Scarlett and Georgie,hopefully,arriving).
3 With a few exceptions,Babestation becoming a snoozefest..
4 Xpanded being a nursery for new talent.
5 Roxxy Lea rising from nowhere to now being a bona fide porn star.
6 Sad au revoirs to Tori Lee,Lucy Summers & Mica Martinez
6 The sad end of BS Unleashed.

(18-12-2016 21:31 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]

(18-12-2016 20:45 )ShandyHand Wrote: [ -> ]

(18-12-2016 16:06 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ]...
10. The year when the naughty hours flattered to deceive in all but the case of Mikaela Witt who still excels at them
..

Erm, point of order Mr. Chairman:

^ Fernanda... the chair...

(I hear she would have done a reprise the other night but the chair is still recuperating at the menders! )

Otherwise great list!

This matter has been referred to the snookered court of arbitration for babeshows . The Fernanda show has been deemed a mini nightshow rather than a naughty hour on the basis that the chair has made the following statement

'Fernanda humped the hell out of me. I didn't feel teased, I felt like a sex toy but it was very enjoyable'.

I think Fern needs to issue a statement in her defence!! I beg to differ

^ But I do love Fernanda's humping technique .
Come to think of it I adore Fernanda full stop .