The UK Babe Channels Forum

Da Mastah Sez...

The Master's been in a bit of a morbid mood of late (as anyone who's seen my posts in the Candy thread will attest), and seeing the "Things you would like on your Tombstone" thread got me to thinking. I've been dwelling recently on death and my own mortality, and it's left me pretty bloody depressed. So in order to spread the depression around I thought I ask the most important of all questions:

How would you like to die?

Now, I'm sure a lot of people are either going to go for a) peacefully in bed or b) vigourously in bed. I'm telling you right now that if you choose either of those options then you are a pussy! A yellow bellied coward! None of that 'quick, painless, contented' crap for The Master! No, I want to die painfully and messily! I want my death to make seasoned police officers weep! I want my death to make preachers question their faith! I want the first people to stumble across the scene of my demise to need counselling for the rest of their natural lives!

So, how would you like to die?

I'd like to go out in the following way...

On fire...in a Nissan GT-R (doing 160)...with a bottle of vodka in one hand...while getting head from twin sister hookers lol.

i'm 22 ffs why should i be thinking about that man people these days should be less morbid

skully Wrote:I'd like to go out in the following way...

On fire...in a Nissan GT-R (doing 160)...with a bottle of vodka in one hand...while getting head from twin sister hookers lol.

Da Mastah Sez...

Not bad, not bad. But not gory enough.

I wouldn`t,
I want to live for ever (with Mrs mrwotzup) and according to the email providing I keep taking the tablets " I will live for ever" ( just $7 per week)

I think you need to get some Happy Pills as soon as possible MyMaster

Hmm.... tough one either jumping out of a plane, or being shot with a pump action shotgun...... cant decide ........

Love 2 die afer having a threesome with cherri and emma spellar!!!!

Seriously, i was after ending it all a couple of years ago. Had it all planned out.

Support from a special friend of mine and the thought of how much it would hurt my family, got me out of that mind set. I couldn't ever cause them such pain.
I got to know someone who's problems far outweighed my own and I started helping that person out.
I wanted to achieve various ambitions before i checked out and ended up having a fantastic, event filled year last year, including a holiday to visit my former neighbour, which was epsecially cool since she lives in Hollywood! And also I did a 10k run for charity, got myself in the best shape of my life at the gym and even discovered and later met up with 2 very cool long lost sisters who I still get on great with!
It kinda gave me a whole new perspective on life. I enjoyed it all so much that I wanted to carry on living
I'd had planned to end it all by slitting my wrists in a hotel shower in New York.
Now I plan to go there later in the year, but this time, it's to start over and live my life to the full.
Yep, that about covers it

G@Z! Wrote:i'm 22 ffs why should i being thinking about that man people these days should be less morbid

Da Mastah Sez...

I'm only 28. Come, you've thought about it! You know you wanna! Which is it, blaze of glory, or blaze of incompetence?

mrwotzup Wrote:I wouldn`t,
I want to live for ever (with Mrs mrwotzup) and according to the email providing I keep taking the tablets " I will live for ever" ( just $7 per week)

I think you need to get some Happy Pills as soon as possible MyMaster

Da Mastah Sez...

I have happy pills. I give them to the neighbourhood cats.

He, he, he!

The Master of my Domain Wrote:

G@Z! Wrote:i'm 22 ffs why should i being thinking about that man people these days should be less morbid

Da Mastah Sez...

I'm only 28. Come, you've thought about it! You know you wanna! Which is it, blaze of glory, or blaze of incompetence?

mrwotzup Wrote:I wouldn`t,
I want to live for ever (with Mrs mrwotzup) and according to the email providing I keep taking the tablets " I will live for ever" ( just $7 per week)

I think you need to get some Happy Pills as soon as possible MyMaster

Da Mastah Sez...

I have happy pills. I give them to the neighbourhood cats.

He, he, he!

here Pussy Pussy