"The women don't actually want to have sex with you. No matter how much you might want to believe it when you phone up, or how many expensive presents you send them, they don't actually want to have sex with you. It's all acting. It's all pretend"
We could be a few members short when certain regulars read that line. Quick, hide the rope and sharp objects
But what was the UNEXPECTED lesson
Think we all knew what it would be like...
Except for them not wanting to shag me really... that was a complete surprise
Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...
^^ even sheldon cooper thinks that lol
(29-09-2016 12:30 )301 Wrote: [ -> ]Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...
Yep, I hear all the gas, oil, mining and civil engineering companies prefer to employ psychics.....
(29-09-2016 13:59 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ] (29-09-2016 12:30 )301 Wrote: [ -> ]Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...
Yep, I hear all the gas, oil, mining and civil engineering companies prefer to employ psychics.....
Well that's good because Cellcast have a psychic channel
^Unless someone enterprising person filmed the sex acts which would result and released it under the title 'Bukkake Oil Rig Gangbang', then it would be okay.
^ At least she wouldn't have to pretend to do a 2 minute challenge. 30 seconds should be enough & she'd have a ready supply of oil
doubt the chances of you meeting in the shopping aisles in Waitrose, ASDA Tesco's or Sainsbury's are probably vry slim - they probably all have home delivery services - the lucky bastards!!
