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thought I'd save myself a few quid on flowers and cards and just wish all ladies a happy valentines...a CWP tongue up yer quim and a finger up your bum

"a CWP tongue up yer quim and a finger up your bum
one to make you quiver and the other to make you cum!"

Wordsworth eat your fuckin heart out!

(14-02-2016 12:06 )terence Wrote: [ -> ]"a CWP tongue up yer quim and a finger up your bum
one to make you quiver and the other to make you cum!"

Wordsworth eat your fuckin heart out!

thank you Tel...perhaps we should bring our own greeting cards out....fuck you Moonpig!!

^Imagine trying to sell a range of CW inspired cards to Hallmark.

(14-02-2016 12:26 )gunnar Wrote: [ -> ]^Imagine trying to sell a range of CW inspired cards to Hallmark.

tea towel holders with a christmas wreath round it

I can see this CWPussylover branding of Valentine goods working...

It could be the ideal choice for the guy who's trying to dump his girlfriend

Exactly. The Christmas cracker would be your knackers!!!!

Not if he keeps spelling KNICKERS wrong they wouldn't sell
Is this the X-rated version of Valentine's Day that I was unaware existed?
I personally think it is a total waste of time and too commercialised. Have you ever read some of the messages printed in the papers-god, the number of Pookys and Snugglebums make you think these people have no life at all every 14th February - you won't ever convince me that ONE day is enough to tell someone you love them-it should be ALL year round.

look out next year....CWP perv cam to give your love one