Get the fan on a higher power setting.
Blow her hand away
^ As this is Lori we're talking about
, I fear they'd need something a wee bit more powerful...
Now we're talking!
(Although, as Lori's such a totty wee thing, they'd have to tie her down first...
)
Caption competition time.
" I Wish I had washed that superglue off my hand before I scratched my fanny"
^
The cameraman was trying his best last night with the old "Jaws" camera move (where he ducks down below the level of the podium and then tries to suddenly pan up while the babe's not looking at the monitor
), but apart from the brief kneeling-with-knees-slightly-apart sequence it seemed largely in vain... where was his overly-bright-ring-of-lights-round-the-camera-lens when he really needed them ?
18-08-17