phallusfungus Wrote:I'll give a positive rep to the guy who comes up with the most amusing post (imo) over the next 3 days.
I used to date a girl that was cross eyed, one eye went to the shop and the other eye came back with the change
BelfastBadBoy Wrote:I used to date a girl that was cross eyed, one eye went to the shop and the other eye came back with the change
She came back with the change! You lucky git, BBB.
Funny thought though if it could happen lol
Shiny Helmet Wrote:You dirty fucker 
Wants me to bare my soul for a lousy brownie point.
On yer bike son!
Hmmm, I'm on me bike then.
I had a very good one while talking to Danni Harwood earlier. What a rack she has.
this is a glorious day for The Uk Babe Channell Forum. Cherryryder is back. as Cherryryder
welcome back my noble horny friend
I find it hard to complete the task in hand # no pun intended # but I can't fail to crank up a bit of morning glory.
sweetly put
I'm imagining them doing everyman's fantasy.
Making me a bacon sandwich then getting the ironing done.
Then maybe washing the car if there's time.