Rumor has it that the cucumber has jumped ship and signed for sin TV. It will be on permanent stand by to cover shows when Lacey doesn't show up.
(10-03-2015 00:00 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]Rumor has it that the cucumber has jumped ship and signed for sin TV. It will be on permanent stand by to cover shows when Lacey doesn't show up.
I heard it was going to S66 to do extended Dayshows as the producers there liked its range of movement
golden girls were going to do a cucumber show, but in fitting with the rest of their roster it was a bit old, soft and mouldy
I have heard a rumour that the cucumber has a wishlist and that it is heavily into financial domination.
Regular supplies of lettuce, tomato and celery requested.
I also understand it is a mayonnaise fetishist.
The cucumber has tweeted a photo of it's new tattoo :
Oh typical fashion victim ....that's it, I could just about cope with the artificial inflation of size, but now with this final straw the cucumber's dead to me now. Why do they do this to themselves ?
I called it up and said I had a sandwich fetish
It hung up on me
If they get the oil out do you think it will be olive or vinaigrette?
I think the cumber is getting a little ahead of itself - it will be wanting it's own dressing(room) next
Sadly The Cucumber is now pregnant... the Courgette did the dirty deed :-(