19-02-2015, 05:57
Well I see we have the Happy Thread and we also have the pissed off Thread but what we don't have is The Amusing Story Thread so I thought I would put that right
First story is from one time me and my brother were in Tesco's as I was helping him with his shopping and we happened to be in fruit and veg isle. Now unknown to me was the fact he'd just dropped his guts
An elderly couple who were near by commented on the fact that the turnips smelt really fresh one of them commented whilst taking in a very deep sniff "Yes dear you can really tell how fresh they are, they must be straight from the farm we must buy one"
My brother then sniggered and whispered to me. "That's not turnips they are smelling, that was me"
We moved very quickly onto another isle whilst trying to keep a straight face at the same time which wasn't very easy
First story is from one time me and my brother were in Tesco's as I was helping him with his shopping and we happened to be in fruit and veg isle. Now unknown to me was the fact he'd just dropped his guts
An elderly couple who were near by commented on the fact that the turnips smelt really fresh one of them commented whilst taking in a very deep sniff "Yes dear you can really tell how fresh they are, they must be straight from the farm we must buy one"
My brother then sniggered and whispered to me. "That's not turnips they are smelling, that was me"
We moved very quickly onto another isle whilst trying to keep a straight face at the same time which wasn't very easy