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As some of you may or may not know I work in the Security Industry. On Tuesday morning on a routine patrol at half 7 I had a nasty accident. I slipped on the ice and before I knew it I went flying down like a sack of spuds. On the way down I managed to smash 2 bones in my left ankle.

I was in excruciating pain like no other I've experienced before, I actually worked for a further 5 hours before being told to get my arse up to accident and emergency. I wasn't even able to go home first and had to depend on the kindness of my brother to bring me up a change of clothes aswell as some PJ's. I was operated on yesterday morning to slot all the bones back into place.

On the bonus side we had a fair amount of very attractive nurses on our ward. One of them even offered me a handjob as I asked for a bottle to piss into as I only just received my crutch training today in which I had to pass the test and show them I was able to use them independently without the risk of falling in order to discharge me.

I'll be off work for at least 2 months and be in a cask for the first 6 weeks which weighs a fucking ton. Ah well at least I don't have to work this Saturday night now

Get well soon!

At least you now have a good excuse to watch the channels, get well soon.

Glad your ok mate get well soon

Blimey SB sounds nasty,hope your not in too much pain and your recovery goes well.

Sorry to hear that mate take it easy and get well soon.

It's scary how easily something like that can just happen, at least you'll get a rest.
Whatever will you find to do now?

I saw the thread title and assumed you'd be changing your username to Scottishbird. Imagine my disappointment etc etc.

Anyway, get well soon. Break a leg as they say

As you stay you'll be in a cask (!) for 6 weeks I take it your liver will be well aged by then

Funny how easy these things are to do - I dislocated a knee at a raikway station 14 months ago slipping on some rainwater!

Anywy I wish you well and trust you will make a full recovery.

Heal well Scottishbloke!

Was the nurse being serious, or joking about the HJ?