18-04-2009, 00:01
I have long been concerned that, with the long hours, and frequent phone calls lasting 15 seconds, some of the webstream girls aren't getting turned on enough.
As some of the girls work 10 hours shifts, all that fanny rubbing may cause an injury, through lack of lubrication and generally not being turned on enough.
I have a solution. I am willing to volunteer my services, gratis, as a kind of male "fluffer". Anything the girls need to keep them in tip-top condition for the nation, I am more than willing to do. Except fingering my arsehole.
I am keen to hear your views on this, girls; honestly, your welfare is my only concern
As some of the girls work 10 hours shifts, all that fanny rubbing may cause an injury, through lack of lubrication and generally not being turned on enough.
I have a solution. I am willing to volunteer my services, gratis, as a kind of male "fluffer". Anything the girls need to keep them in tip-top condition for the nation, I am more than willing to do. Except fingering my arsehole.
I am keen to hear your views on this, girls; honestly, your welfare is my only concern
