Is there anything within the Commonwealth Games gymnastics that rewards the ability to both chew your own big toe and play with yourself simultaneously ?
If there is, that'll be a guaranteed gold medal for New Zealand based on this afternoon's evidence.
A great way to get Beth fired up is to Tweet her saying you really enjoy watching her shows for free but have no intention of phoning.
She accuses you of being a freeloader and getting something for nothing... while encouraging soppy mugs to buy stuff off her wishlist.
Beth is outstanding on unleashed - so sexy & so hot. I love her beautiful ass
I think it's a pretty easy decision. A bunch of blokes standing around in a field or the most beautiful girl in the world getting naked and naughty.
Another awesome show from beautiful Beth tonight.