25-04-2015, 12:58
Sat 25th
Southampton Y-Z Tottenham (T foulled by R, P sent off for not minding Q)
Burnley 0-0 Leicester City (Match abandoned due to pitch invasion by Jedward)
Crystal Palace 1672-2545 Hull City (drug testing after the match to reveal no banned substances)
Newcastle Utd Tomato-Sweetcorn Swansea City (last minute substitution of Elvis Presley to almost make Swansea win by Cauliflower)
QPR 1-1 West Ham (QPR up 1-0 at half time, but let West Ham score a goal out of kindness, both sides and fans picnic on pitch for rest of day)
Stoke City 0-0 Sunderland (Both teams struck by severe apathy)
West Brom 0-0 Liverpool (Labrador with cute hat halts plays for 90 minutes)
Man City 0-0 Aston Villa (ball superglued to centre line, both teams unable to move it)
Sun 26th
Everton 360D5ED4-C8F34 Man Utd (match played online sponsored by Google)
Arsenal 0-124 Chelsea (stray radish scares Arsenal team off pitch)
Tue 28th
Hull City 0-0 Liverpool (both sides couldn't be bothered and use mobile phones to tweet their boredom)
Wed 29th
Leicester City 8-8 Chelsea
Southampton Y-Z Tottenham (T foulled by R, P sent off for not minding Q)
Burnley 0-0 Leicester City (Match abandoned due to pitch invasion by Jedward)
Crystal Palace 1672-2545 Hull City (drug testing after the match to reveal no banned substances)
Newcastle Utd Tomato-Sweetcorn Swansea City (last minute substitution of Elvis Presley to almost make Swansea win by Cauliflower)
QPR 1-1 West Ham (QPR up 1-0 at half time, but let West Ham score a goal out of kindness, both sides and fans picnic on pitch for rest of day)
Stoke City 0-0 Sunderland (Both teams struck by severe apathy)
West Brom 0-0 Liverpool (Labrador with cute hat halts plays for 90 minutes)
Man City 0-0 Aston Villa (ball superglued to centre line, both teams unable to move it)
Sun 26th
Everton 360D5ED4-C8F34 Man Utd (match played online sponsored by Google)
Arsenal 0-124 Chelsea (stray radish scares Arsenal team off pitch)
Tue 28th
Hull City 0-0 Liverpool (both sides couldn't be bothered and use mobile phones to tweet their boredom)
Wed 29th
Leicester City 8-8 Chelsea