26-04-2014, 14:15
I had an interesting phone conversation this morning with a 'gentleman' from the "Windows computers technical department."
I would be surprised if not most folk on here with a land-line haven't had at least one call from them as they crop up every few months. I have had one or two every day for the last week and just hang up on them but thought I would string him along today.
He starts off by telling me that my computer is very slow and he is going to help me fix it. Blah blah, heard this all before, so I pretend not to quite understand and engage him in a dialogue where I am wanting to buy a "Windows computer" from him and throw him off his script.
After a while, he cottons on that I am taking the piss and says let me check my records. Then it gets interesting. He sounds like he is having trouble breathing and enquires as to how is my pretty wife? "Ooooh, ooooh, I am loving to fuck your lovely wife, aahh," he continues - his English isn't the best by the way.
I wasn't sure I had heard him right so he helped by repeating it a couple of times, complete with authentic sound effects.
Says I, "This is great, it usually costs £1.50 a minute to listen to filth like this."
He wasn't impressed but I said you're going to have to hang up because I'm not.
Can't wait for them to call back
I would be surprised if not most folk on here with a land-line haven't had at least one call from them as they crop up every few months. I have had one or two every day for the last week and just hang up on them but thought I would string him along today.
He starts off by telling me that my computer is very slow and he is going to help me fix it. Blah blah, heard this all before, so I pretend not to quite understand and engage him in a dialogue where I am wanting to buy a "Windows computer" from him and throw him off his script.
After a while, he cottons on that I am taking the piss and says let me check my records. Then it gets interesting. He sounds like he is having trouble breathing and enquires as to how is my pretty wife? "Ooooh, ooooh, I am loving to fuck your lovely wife, aahh," he continues - his English isn't the best by the way.
I wasn't sure I had heard him right so he helped by repeating it a couple of times, complete with authentic sound effects.
Says I, "This is great, it usually costs £1.50 a minute to listen to filth like this."
He wasn't impressed but I said you're going to have to hang up because I'm not.
Can't wait for them to call back