I would have believed it was you until I saw it was a Premier Inn. We all know you save your self abuse adventures for 5 star hotels!
Are you sure that
this wasn't you!!
I thought they usually needed a gynaecologist after CW had seen them?
Has anyone told Daisy about this yet?
Or was it Daisy who grassed U up to the press CW?
Scary as to what might pass for safety foam in his particular extinguisher after CW has errrm I'm not sure I want to know what U did with it CW
Maybe it was Daisy who shoved the fire extinguisher up there when she found out CW intends to marry her?
Well wot do you expect from a nice wholesome virginal lady CW?
Have you got down on one knee and asked Daddy Dash for his daughter's hand in marriage lol?
Where did the hufflington post come from exactly? it's all over the place.