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(13-06-2013 23:33 )Clit Eastwood Wrote: [ -> ]If CW had his way he'd actually be a vibrator...oops
I've a mutual admiration of the female ass...maybe he mite design butt plugs..he loves a good tea towel holder as we all know...

IT WUD BE A DP SPECIAL GURANTEED TO LEAVE THE MAXIMUM DAMAGE ON THE TEA TOWEL HOLDER TO LEAVE IT STRETCHED AND THE CUNT DRIPPING JUICE AND GAPING IF THE LADY COMPLAINED IT DID NOT GIVE SATISFACTION I WUD PERSONAL DO A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SERVICE

(13-06-2013 23:02 )SteveHG Wrote: [ -> ]Just for a laugh, I wondered if members would like to guess what other members do, either as a job or maybe for a hobby. An award for imagination and/or humour.

As a starter, CWpussylover is clearly some sort of heavyweight academic, probably a Regius Professor of history at one of our older universities.

Any other suggestions?

U was very close it was ancient greek mythology at oxford uni...but the fuckers chucked me out for rummaging in the laundry bins

(13-06-2013 23:42 )The Truth Wrote: [ -> ]Me thinks CW is a bit of a Rocker

BUSTED

(15-06-2013 09:21 )cwpussylover Wrote: [ -> ]

(13-06-2013 23:02 )SteveHG Wrote: [ -> ]Just for a laugh, I wondered if members would like to guess what other members do, either as a job or maybe for a hobby. An award for imagination and/or humour.

As a starter, CWpussylover is clearly some sort of heavyweight academic, probably a Regius Professor of history at one of our older universities.

Any other suggestions?

U was very close it was ancient greek mythology at oxford uni...but the fuckers chucked me out for rummaging in the laundry bins

Damn! I should have guessed this from the frequent use of tea towel holder or τεα τοςελ ηολδερ , which as everybody knows is the Ancient Greek for the female part. First used by Aristotle I believe.

I'm a mascot for my favorite football team.

Ive been doing the same thing 18 months now JOBSEARCHING