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People of a certain age will know what I'm talking about. When I first started wanking any kind of porn was difficult to cum by so when me mothers catologue was delivered it always found a home in my bedroom where I'd flick through the underwear section looking for a bit o' bush through the knicker fabric or a nipple through the sheer bra. Kays was the catalogue of choice but some people swear by Grattons. Kids these days don't know how lucky they are with all this porn at their fingertips.
The catalogue of choice for the youth of today is the Argos catalogue Big Grin they get their rocks off by looking at pics of ps3's and Elizabeth Duke jewellery, just occasionally one of them may stumble across the page with the woman in fancy dress costumes but because you cant put a Blu Ray disc into it (unless you ask nicely of course Wink) they move on.

My fav growing up was the Littlewoods catalogue Big Grin
That takes me back to my youth..

But I was thumbing through a catalogue recently and I coul not see even the slightest hint of bush poking though the skimpiest knickers. I suppose they airbrush now.
Kays catalogue...jesus my mom loved going to that store.
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